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Glee: The Power of Madonna Part 2
mjacton

Spoiler Alert!

I couldn't resist doing a quote recap.

Sue's best lines

To FigginsLet me break it down for you.  It's been the biggest dream of my career to pay homage to Madonna, the woman most responsible for my take-no-prisoners demeanor and my subconscious tendency to always be desperately looking for someone named Susan...

Sue:  Santana, what does your bracelet say?
SantanaWWMD
SueWhat Would Madonna Do?  Well, the answer to that question is usually date a younger man.  So, let's see some arm candy, girls.  Sorry, freshmen, you're gonna have to start trolling the middle schools...

To the Cheerios  You know, it's like Madonna once said, "I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know what I wantAnd if that makes me a bitch, okay."  I'm pretty sure she stole that line from one Sue SylvesterNo, really, she stole it from meI said it first...Palladium, '87.

To the CheeriosYou think this is hard?  I'm passing a gall stone as we speak...that's hard!

To Mercedes and Kurt:  Oh, hey there, Whoopi, Don Knotts.

Sue's wearing the pointy Madonna bra:
Figgins:  Sue, you're a powerful womanYou don't need to copy anyone elseYou're an original, just like MadonnaDon't lose that quality.
SueDo you mean that, or are you just saying that because I poked a couple of kids' eyes out before second period today.

To WillAww, chipper up, tigerYou know, I was down at the pharmacy today, and they're havin' a monster sale on Depp...Depp is a hair gel, and once again I am making fun of your incredibly stupid hair-do.

Favorite Line
Brittany to SantanaGuess who I'm datingWes BrodyHe's super cuteHe plays soccer with my sisterHe's seven."

Honorable Mention
Will:  What this is all really about is teenage girls feeling like they have no power.
EmmaRight, and it makes sense, tooI mean, look at their role modelsYou know, you've got Britney Spears and her shaved headLindsay Lohan looks like something out of Lord of the Rings...Ann Coulter.



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